Friday, 8 April 2011

if I have a son

Courtesy of la chuffi on we heart it

I will mould him into a gentleman. No matter how old-fashioned, chivalry will never be unappreciated.

Gentlemen, to every woman (not just your girlfriend) you should always:

Let her enter all lifts, doorways and venues before you enter yourself, offer to carry her luggage, and offer again when she politely declines, offer plates of food to her before taking yourself, pay the bill on the first two dates (girls you should still always offer), get the car from the car park when it's raining and insist on her staying dry on the footpath.

We will love you for it, no matter how much of a feminist we are.

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